B level

It all started when I got this report from that fancy schooling Julia sends my kid Rico to, like he suddenly gets a B for English of all things, and there 's some dumb comment that if he did his homework then he might get an A.

Now, I do n't pay some dumb ass instructor for crap like that, do I ?

Its disrespectful and for a legit businessman like myself with entirely legit enterprisingness in the entertainment and security businesses on the E Coast and in Sicily, it causes embarrassment and a loss of face.

Now do n't get me legal injury there 's null wrong with B grade students, there has to be someone around to be a flunky or evenfall guy, but the Taglioni category have a long history of straight A 's, Inferno I got an A in Chinese for messiah sake and I ca n't verbalise a single Good Book of that dumb ass language.

You see schmucks like you pay for an education, where the Taglioni 's we only pay for results,

Now I love my kid and when these shocking result came through just before Thanksgiving I was not amused, nor was my Grandfather Giovani, he was real sore, you see after Papa and Berto my uncle were killed in a driveway by shooting in a frightful case of mistaken indistinguishability when I was two years old I had been heir to the Taglioni family line patronage and Rico was my successor in turn.

Julia my wife was a selfish bitch, that 's Giulia with a G but you say it Julia and anyway she had insisted on a divorce after the first metre I got shot, hell it barely scratched me, and she moved out western United States and took RICO Act with her, just like that, grandpa said let her go, and her set her up with an apartment, he done a few other thing as well so she was n't having any to a greater extent fry and he got a brace of real well built guys for gardeners to keep her happy.

Giulia was a dancer, in one of our clubs to start with, well stripper, OK, she was a whore, but when you 're XVIII you do n't care about that, and grandad wanted security department after Dad died and he figured the Sooner I got a kid to expect on the kinfolk tradition the honorable so aged thirty five I had this fourteen year old kid I hardly saw, and a 30 nine year old ex wife and a 70 nine class old grandfather on my back.

I flew Benjamin West, Julia had a place on the glide, just a few miles from the ludicrously expensive schooltime anti-racketeering law went to, you know real illusion, they even had this English people English teacher from England to teach, yes you guessed, that 's rightfield to teach English !

They had social class Sat dawn and worked nine to six and all that bull, and of path it cost a bomb calorimeter and Julia had this villa, and it cost a bomb calorimeter. It put me off cleaning woman for life.
No, do n't get the faulty thought, I 'm in entertainment, I like miss, girl young woman before they get fat and slothful, eighteen and knifelike, thats my scene.

I decided that the English teacher Miss Ian Douglas Smith, needed a short example herself, like how she was expendable, I guess I could have called up the school principal and had her dismissed but that would have been harsh and disconcerting to the early faculty so no I figured the personal touch.

I found Miss Kathryn Elizabeth Smith 's apartment, a west coast based associate had tracked her down and she lived with another girl in a form of big low boost wooden chalet matter in a valley or canyon a few nautical mile behind the township, that canyon that runs parallel to the beach for a while, before it heads inland, it was a form of minute rate maybe third rate neck of the woods, just the sort of place you expect gay woman school teacher to live.

I headed over there Friday eventide, the sun set early in the deep canyon, the mountain crown form of glowed with the setting sun while a mile or two west the beach would have still been bathed in tender sunlight and as the twilight turned to darkness in the shadows I waited down the street a while in my hired Escalade waiting for her to add up out.

I nearly snatched the untimely girl as her roomie came out and drove off in the only car they seemed to sustain almost as soon as I arrived.

I gave it five minutes and as I saw the forepart of the berth was in cryptical shadow, I just strolled in, well I say strolled, I just dug that pry bar in the door sort of pry and it fairly flew unfold and there she was wearing a bathtub towel and dripping wet screech at me.

I had this little Chinese side arm, point two two calibre, automatic with an eight case internal magazine, and a silencer, well it sure silenced her.

No you moron, not with a bullet, no it scared her you dummy ! it scared her so much she dropped the towel !

She was blonde, raw blonde unless she dyed her, you know, and axillary fossa, blue eyed, tasty but a bit old but she could serve cocktails or something maybe when I had her thrown out of teaching for just, and she looked good when she bent to blame that towel up again.

'' Do n't despoil me ! '' she says.

Now near broads would say do n't sprout me so I figured I had one hell of a man hating kick on my hands.

'' Shut the Fug up '' I says all polite like, `` Get your coat you 're coming for a ride ! ``

She looked like a frightened hare but I saw her coat and threw it at her. She pulled it on, `` Outside in the car, '' I ordered, `` In the rachis on the floor. ``

She climbed in back, got down on the base and I said, `` I 'll birth that coat to give up it getting crumpled. '' I clicked the safety off of the gun and she understood.

She wriggled out that coat so seductively like all those sashay teasing lesbian cunt do, and there she lay behind the presence tush, naked pissing herself, no metaphorically, not, jeez you guys and your filthy thinker, no she lay there scared out of her mind, comprendez ?

'' There 's a good little bitch. '' I praised her.

We headed along a few miles, the road followed the canyon for a mile or two then I turned on to the buck private road that went like almost straight up or so it felt decent up to the top of the canyon side of meat and on to where the land dropped away to the ocean in a series of near vertical cliff and on to cliff top chalet I had rented for the hebdomad, it was kind of buck private, you know ?

So private she did n't need no coat to be taken indoors, she never even tried to run, well hardly, and I led her by the arm into the kitchen area.

It was lustrous sun on the chalet, the canyon was in cryptical shadow behind us but the ocean was bright all the little arenaceous coves and rock music stacks were laid out from where we were, the view was breathtaking, I guess I stopped a moment to count and she did her wiggle but I had a good grip.

I pushed her in through the kitchen and look-alike locked the doors, then on through the lobby to the variety of waiting room, like it was cantilevered out from the drop-off top so the purview were stunning, absolutely stunning, even I had to let in it had a wow factor, and that 's where I started to teach the teacher.

She sort of tried to run when I let her go, she hunkered down like some pussycat cat ready to pounce, I was n't too sure what to do myself, usually I 'd have got said cartoon strip, but sin she was naked already.

'' What do you need with me ! '' she asked plaintively.

'' You got to acquire you do n't bed with the Taglionis, '' I said, `` You got to memorize that you fuck with the Taglionis you get fucked. ''

'' What ? '' she asked.

'' Do you want a diagram, '' I asked, `` You want me to draw a diagram, you want me to chalk it on a meth board maybe ? ``

Her rima oris flickered into nearly a grinning and she shook her head.

'' But what did I do ! '' she asked.

'' Gave RICO Act a B grade, that 's what, '' I explained, `` Rico 's A level, Taglioni 's are A ground level not B OK ! ``

'' But ! '' she said and she stood up and fronted up to me, I slapped her down, she sprawled across the carpeting and her impudence went a rose-colored red colour.

She scrabbled back up, `` But ! '' she says and I slapped the other impertinence and she went down and stayed down.

'' Get up ! '' I said, she didn't.

I laid my jacket on the chairman by the room access, loosen my solid Au cuff links, slipped off my two hundred dollar mark hand made shirt, my thousand dollar hand made leather shoe that gave me blisters, my windsock and my pants, XXX dollars from Walmart, and stood in my boxers, she just looked at me waiting to dart away.

She flinched, it was like association football at schoolhouse in England where I was for a spell, penalty shoot outs, she feinted decently but I went left and grabbed her foot, `` No ! '' she wailed.

Her pap were n't much, maybe C cup, but do you know her nipples were like erect, you know sort of dark and standing up, like you know when you screw a bawd she 's full of KY Jelly or some such and her tit are sort of uninterested, well this one was the former way, she was turned on !

My plan seemed pretty dim and then she said, `` Please do n't ! '' and I figured I was OK, and as I dragged her around I looked through the window, see the window went ripe to floor level, and the sun was fiery red, a huge ball just about to head on down into the ocean, it variety of distracted me, and she was gone, sprinting, you know like some jock, right over the lounge and she tried the door except she could n't image the fancy lock.

I walked up behind her and put my implements of war around her and lifted her feet right off of the floor, and she kicked and wailed and made such a fuss, squirming against me, with my tool nuzzling up the crack of her ass, up between her tooshie and her squirming and just my boxers between me and her ass, well wow, and that view, the sun just dipping and the ocean glowing with like a ray of light of gold it was alike scriptural, you know, witching like Hollywood.

She stopped squirming, at least until I spun her around and laid her down, but as I slid my boxers down she tried to get her knee in my groin, she only just made contact and it just turned me and I knelt down with one knee between her human knee and just pried her open.

She was damp already, as I shifted to get both knees between hers so I saw that enjoin tale moisture.

'' No, '' she squealed flailing her weapons system around but I aimed the tip of my tool right in between her sassing and eased that gull into her.

It went maybe an inch ! I had to grab her wrists and she bucked and squirmed and do you know I could n't get any far in her, she was clenching like puss shut like a woman of the street who had n't been paid.

'' Bitch, '' I said as my instrument slid out as I tried to hunch it in her, `` Where you learn to do that, ''

But she just said `` blockage ! ``

There was this niggling hold over, with cartridge and such like, I saw the possibilities and I just grabbed her and lifted her and dropped her over the table so it supported her belly and then I came around and tried from fundament, `` You relax or I fuck your ass ! '' I ordered.

'' Just face at that sunset ! '' she said, trying to project me off guard as I got a grip on her belly and tit quick to blast my way inside her.

I looked up, the sun was dazzling a great shaft of atomic number 79 reflected of the ocean dazzling us and as the sun touched the ocean and started to enter so I eased my instrument between her bitch sass and just pushed right into her.

She gasped, but this time I was in, `` Is n't it splendid. '' she said.

Well as a fuck it was definitely sub measure but as a movie scene well worth an Oscar.

'' I dreamed of sunsets like that when I came here but we never see anything like that from the Canyon, '' she said conversationally just like I had n't got my tool most of the way up her twat.

'' Yeah it 's passably, '' I paused lost for words.
'' Pretty, how can you call that pretty ? '' she asked, `` It 's magnificent, Biblical even, '' she exclaimed.
'' I meant pretty stunning, uh magnificent, like inspiring, '' I said and she relaxed and my musket ball started to slap her crotch.

'' It 's wonderful ! '' she said, `` Quite marvellous, to guess man has nothing to do with it, and it 's completely born. '' she said, `` magnificent, ah, '' she said `` Stunning, ooh, oh god you bastard I 'm going to oohhhh, '' she said, `` Cum ! ``

She flopped onto the board drained, which was OK except I was still dependable and hard.
I dragged myself off of her and lifted her up, she just smiled, `` Wow ! '' she said so I took her through to the sleeping room, drew back the drapery so she could see the sea if she turned her point and pried her legs apart and took her from on top this time.

'' It 's beautiful, '' she said and cried a tear, and that gold sun lit her face and hair and she looked to me like she was some goddess or something and in that moment she was the most beautiful lady friend I ever saw, and there was this crinkling and tingling in my balls and then I was pumping her replete of my jism, really pumping and she was whimpering and I kissed her neck opening and it all got really embarrassing.

There was just a red glow left when I let her up, I lay with my head on her tits for a while while we watched that sun set, and I checked her body over for any fat and there was n't a single bit that was n't unbendable, hell I nearly forgot what we were there for.

She went to run away, `` Hey not so fast ! '' I said.

'' I need the bathroom ! '' she said, `` You made your point, ca n't I go home now, ''

'' blaze no ! '' I said, `` I just looesed you up a opus. ``

'' Loosened '' she said, `` Not loosed, no curiosity Rico has such a unmanageable time ! '' she said, `` and what do you propose ! ``

'' wellspring, lets see, '' I said, `` You drink half a bottle of Vodka and get picked up on the funnies rummy, half naked carrying a pack of prophylactic, and hey you get fired and I get you a job as a whore in one of my familiar clubs. ``

She really made a run for it that prison term, but I caught her, I got her yearn light-haired hair wrapped around my right fist and dragged her in the kitchen, `` Quit struggling ! '' I told her.

The Vodka was in the jug already I had this rig ready with a funnel and a strap and I dragged her down on the table and strapped the rig round her head so there was the funnel held so I could just pullulate the vodka down her pharynx, it usually worked just ok but she kept wriggling and squirming so got a cable tie around her radiocarpal joint as well.

The funnel shape was held so it was well in her mouth and she could n't speak and she had to live with anything coming down or else choke, except that beef could struggle for California, and jeez I 'd be surprised.if I got a unity guesswork of vodka down her, and I just gave up and undid the straps after a while and let her use the bath, she staggered unsteadily away.

There were these grunting randomness, I panicked, the bitch was doing something, I found she had locked the bathroom threshold, it needed three good kicks before it began to budge and then I had to get my shoulder against it and by the time I got it opened it she was drinking water from the washbasin.

She smiled drunkenly, `` Haha ! '' she sputtered, `` Not so clever, '' she waggled a finger at me, I dragged her up, she put her arms round my neck opening, the stink of alcohol was overpowering, I carried her back to the chamber,

'' It 's time you got ready, '' I said as I figured she was n't used to drink in and I grabbed some short pants and a tee shirt from my guinea pig. I took the yellow dress I had brought for her out of my case and threw it at her, `` Put it on, '' I turned to get the cargo area up stockings and melanize four inch heel out of the case.
'' You 're serious ! '' she said, sobering up quickly, `` You were n't joking all over a B grad ? ``

'' Look there 's A and B. '' I said, get dressed, I handed her the shoes and stockings.

She pulled the dress on, she did n't look too bad really, and with the bounder, well, I had n't really remark how tall she was before being as she had been shoeless, but hell she did n't look like a tart, like I planned, she looked classy, the beshrew attire seemed to oppose her hair's-breadth somehow

She did n't like the heel, she wobbled like she was drunk and she looked like a swish dame that had a few too many cocktails.

My plan was wobbling, and what was forged I was hungry, I went to the kitchen, found some freeze down chicken pegleg, and went back for her. She was rooting through my jacket crown searching for my car keys when I came back.

'' Hey ! '' I said, `` not so fast, you want to eat ? ''

'' It 's stop dead ! '' she said, `` I ca n't eat suspend chicken ! ``

'' Well I can hardly pack you to a eating place can I ? '' I said, `` And the pizza pie guy will never find us will he ? ``

'' No, '' she said, `` Why are you doing this ? ``

'' Why the car Florida key and not the gun ? '' I asked.

'' I, ah, '' she said.

'' feel I just want my son to get straight A 's OK, comprendez, '' I suggested kindly, `` now you 're maybe a smart daughter, maybe now you seen what the alterative is you could maybe guarantee straight A 's. ''

'' No, '' she said, `` No I wont ! '' she did n't sound too drunk, `` I wo n't compromise my professional measure for. ``

I slapped her hard.

'' It 's my kid 's future ! '' I told her.

'' Then stool him work, '' she said, `` He 's a bright guy, just lazy, that 's all, anyway B is n't a bad grade, what if I gave him an E. ''

'' What the blaze is an `` E '' I asked.

'' It 's the lowest level I give, ''

'' So a B ai n't that bad ? '' I asked.

'' No, and if he works hard he can get back to getting an A course, he gets A 's in to the highest degree guinea pig. ``

'' Shit. '' I said and sat down, `` So I been paying the principal for nothing ? ``

'' I do n't know, I just teach him. '' she says, `` Are you OK ? '' she looked real concerned.

'' I guess I got the untimely information, like it ai n't just binary program, A for OK or B for fail, see my dad just bought my grades, I hardly bothered to go to school, '' I said, `` You saying RICO is bright, like legit bright ? ``

'' Yes ! '' she said.

'' I 'll get you household tomorrow, you can fill the bed ! '' I suggested.

She looked at me a bit confused, `` Is that it, no apology ? '' she said.

'' Hell nothing bad happened, '' I told her, `` Oh I guess your a Lesbian, '' I added.

'' Yes, '' she said, `` Something like that ! ``

'' I guess I 'm sorry, you want a car or something ? '' I asked.

'' Are you really sorry ? '' she asked.

'' No ! '' I said, `` Was n't that sunset something, ''

She giggled, `` Yes, I might finger different when I 'm sober ! '' she said `` but wow the sunset ! ``

'' Go get a take away ! '' she ordered, `` I 'll still be here and ask Helen of Troy for some clothes for me tell her I fell in the sea ! ''

I did as she said, Giorgio said he did n't do conduct outs, but he saw sense, and I rang her at the property and she ordered and then I went to see her roomie and she just handed me a bag and said Tell `` Saffron '' to nibble her friends more wisely and I headed back.

She had the table laid up, wine in the ice bucket, you know the works, and I gave her the food an she laid it out and she drank loads of wine, and then when she was wino enough she led me to bed.

It was unearthly, but it was so long since I got laid without paying or it being some bimbo or something, and she wanted to ascertain the little brightness level on the sea and so we dimmed the visible radiation and we figured she should lie down curled around and I could sieve of scroll around behind her.

I sorting of looked at the light source, and humped her gently, felt her tits and everything, even kissed her a few times, and when we were done I just rolled over and fell asleep.

She was gone when I got up, I figured the feds would n't be far away, so I packed my gear and headed for the Escalade, it seemed to have moved, I wondered about it for a few bit and the front tire exploded, I ducked back in the house and came out with my pistol.

The back tyre exploded, and then a type slug slid across the dirt under the car. I looked to see where the shell came from, there was goose egg then about a mile away I saw this bright yellowness thing moving, I had some field eyeglasses about fifty dollar bill enlargement and there she was, Miss Smith, waving, with this sniper rifle in her helping hand, hell I was a posture duck, she out - ranged me by about a mi and a half, but she was headed my way.

It took about a stern time of day for her to get to me, she was wearing that forgetful yellow frock over some camouflage slacks and shirt, her gun was in the gun bag, `` Hi, '' she said, `` I came for breakfast ! ``

'' You could give birth killed me ! '' I announced.

'' Oh no not after last Nox '' she said, `` It 's a heavy place to recitation ! '' and then she said `` How did I do ? ''

She walked over and checked out the tires, `` I would appear that I missed, '' she said as she squatted down, there was a neat hole by the S of Firestone on one tyre, and one by the Traction A logo, on the other it looked pretty soundly to me.

'' I aimed at the valves ! '' she explained, she missed by maybe six inches and three in at a mil and a half in blustery wind, and that 's pretty honorable, a lot better than the usual hit man managed.

I sort of swallowed, `` What 's for breakfast ? '' she asked, and she put her khaki coloured gun bag over her berm and went in.

'' Waffles ? '' I suggested, she went in the bedroom, `` Do these windows open, '' she asked.

'' No, ah yes but you ai n't shooting from here. `` I warned her

'' spoilsport ! '' she said, `` You 'll give birth me disqualified from the all girls club. ``

Something went click in my brain and I remembered, we had been discussing shooters and Crocus sativus Smith had been mentioned, something about a rifle shooting champion.

'' So what do you require ! '' I asked

'' Sponsorship ! '' she said, `` For the subject, Olympics maybe. ``

'' And what do I get '' I asked.

'' Me when ever you want ! '' she suggested, `` And you know I could have hit you just as easily as the Sur. ``

'' Then we have a deal misfire Smith ! '' I agreed.

'' secure, '' she replied, `` And you Mr Taglioni, you need to get fit ! ``

'' Can you maybe call me Bruno ? '' I said, `` And I guess you 're saffron ? ``

'' Yes, '' she smiled.

'' Any prison term ? '' I asked.

'' Why yes, I suppose so ! '' she said.

'' Like you thought of coming out east ? '' I asked.

'' It depends on the installation, '' she said, `` mama said she would n't fund me any more that 's why I came here. ``
'' How about we go to bed and discuss this properly, '' I asked and do you bang she just started pulling my gasp open, `` Hey, '' I said, `` No lets think this through, you 're good for RICO, I guess you ought to stay out here. ``

'' And will you buy at me ? '' she asked.

'' I just said so did n't I ? '' I agreed, `` So how much we talking ? half million, million. ``

'' Oh no ! '' she gasped, `` fifty thousand spread over two geezerhood would be idealistic. ``

'' netherworld that wo n't keep you in place ! '' I told her, `` OK a grand a week servant and then you send for whatever you need. ``

'' And what precisely do I have to do to bring in this ? '' she asked.

'' Win, '' I said, `` Hell knowing my girl is a sally shot will keep these guys in line better than anything, imagine being gunned down by a young woman ! '' I said and then I remembered the chap and whistle as she took out the tires of my truck, `` And I get a piece of your ass every clip I come out Occident. ``

wellspring she agreed and pretty soon RICO Act graduated, and she left the school to take aim full time, and next matter she 's getting fat and I says to her, '' Hey you 're getting fat, '' and she says it 's my demerit and I says `` How in the netherworld is it my defect ? '' and then the centime drops.

Anyway granddaddy liked her and the boys respected her and when I told her the kid was coming out east and she said it was n't we had a serious discussion and she chipped two of my dentition before we agreed on what to do, I said I was too old for her but she disagreed, and then to make everything worse she had her mother seminal fluid over to check me out.

And that 's about it really, no one fucks with a Taglioni, especially Crocus sativus Taglioni.


The End


Any resemblance to persons living or utterly is unintentional and the author apologises profusely and asks lowly forgiveness