Ravished by a Mob ?

The night was still. The breeze barely rustled the folio on the Tree. The sound of the flow trickling between the rock 'n' roll 500 measure away was clearly audible. The sky was cleared and the moonlight shone its silvery luminosity far across the meadows and hills.

Suddenly I heard a cry,"aid !"somewhere in the distance.

A plaintive cry. A young maiden.

It came from the woods.

I raised myself from my perch atop the garden rampart. It was late, the wench might be in trouble so grasping my tongue and jerkin I set forth in the way of the sound.

"Help !"she wailed again, I hurried along as loyal as I dared in the moonlight not knowing which pool of tincture was a pot hole to bump the leg of the unwary and which held no danger.

Suddenly I was upon her. An holy person in a white nightgown with a dark pelage covering it.

"Oh,"she said,"Is there only you ?"

"I heard your cry,"I explained,"Are you in distress ?"

"Er, My baby buggy was attacked by vagabonds and I was lucky to head for the hills with my honor !"she declared.

"Are they chasing you ?"I asked,"Or why are you shouting ? why is your pilus still perfect tense and why have you not snap off sweat."

"Oh for ruth sake questions, questions, questions."she snapped.

Something is very wrong ! I decided.

"Help !"she shouted.

"Stop cheering, I am here,"I replied.

"And entirely useless I want men, several men,"she announced.

"Why ?"I asked,"There is no danger, I am here, you can stay with me until tomorrow."

"Oh you are such an idiot !"she protested,"Help !"

"Find you own way then,"I snapped and I turned and left her.

"Come back, help !"she shouted. I ignored her and carried on walking.

"seminal fluid back this instant !"she shouted.

"Save your breath,"I warned,"You will attract the wolves."

She ran after me,"What is wrong with you ?"she demanded.

"Me, it is you that has lost your senses,"I replied,"I shall see you to the village and keep you safe."

"I don't want safe, I want men !"she squealed"And what do I get, the village idiot !"

"Then the Inn should accommodate you very well,"I confirmed,"The Landlord keeps whores upstairs so perhaps he will let you conduct a turn."

"Yes, excellent, do you think they will attack me, tear my clothes off and ravish me ?"she asked eagerly.

"Probably not, they will all be drunk or at peace,"I admitted.

"Then you will have to do it,"she insisted.,"You will hold to enthral me."

"I shall do no such thing,"I insisted.

"No matter no one will conceive you,"she simpered and with a rending sound she tore her gown,"supporter !"she screamed.

"Oh really,"I protested,"I just don't need this."

"So ravish me, you may as well have some pleasure before I report you to the constable."she snapped.

"Why do you care to be ravished ?"I asked.

"Er well I had a dalliance and I believe I may be with child,"she admitted,"So if I was attacked and ravished ..."

"And you would have me sent to the gallows to facilitate this lie ?"I demanded.

"fountainhead I had not really considered every implicationt,"she said,"But perhaps you could escape and turn an outlaw ?"

"Its hardly fair is it ?"I asked,"What have I ever done to harm you."

"You insulted me greatly by refusing to ravish me,"she insisted.

"I am saving my honour for my true dear,"I said pompously.

"Lucky fille, who is she ?"she asked.

"I don't have a girl yet,"I admitted.

"Then, oh, why not ravish me ?"she demanded.

"I don't fancy you,"I lied.

She managed to let on her left breast,"Are you sure ?"she asked.

"No, not at all,"I insisted,"Lashkar-e-Toiba get you to the pub, I am sure as shooting someone will oblige."

She put her breast away and we went to the Flyne Fox.

"You can't bring no tart in yer,"the Landlord challenged,"You be ent licensed."

"I am no tart !"the wench declared.

"wellspring you scrubbed up well if thee's a bloke,"Old Tom chuckled,"Whats yours, a dry pint of Gin or a good fucking up thee's ass."

"Fuck up the ass please,"she said.

poor people old Tom fell off his faeces."Bugger me miss I were taking the piss,"he apologised.

"I need a good eyesight to !"she shouted,"Who wants to be first ?"

"flavour like Lester Willis Young Geoff had thee first ?"individual suggested.

"No, I be saving myself,"I said.

"Not for my Lucy thee be ent, I sin thee lookin'at her, you keep the dirty paw off."Old Billy Barnes warned.

"Then what be wrong young Geoff,"someone asked,"Thee got a liking for blokes, thee want a tadger up thee ass ?"

"No !"I said,"I want mortal special."

"And aren't I extra enough ?"the wench asked as she dropped her gown to the base and stood naked before me.

"He just shot his onus in hos trouser !"Alf Keats laughed, and he pulled me breeches down.

My appendage betrayed me and stood proud in the candlelight

"Bugger me !"Sam Wilks gasped,"Our Irish bull ent as big as that !"

"Gwan, do it !"mortal started saying.

"Do it, Do it !"they chanted.

The doll sat on the end of a table with her legs apart, somebody grabbd me, somebody guided my phallus and next matter I was in heaven.

fountainhead not quite next thing, It took about half a dozen attempts to actually get the the bulgy empurpled foreland of my extremity between her soft pink pussy lips and mystifying into her insides.

She were very thoroughly about it, made me feel real good by saying"Oh my lord it will never fit, end it, it hurts., arrggahhh."but after a bid she went subdued when I had my member good inside her.

"Oh my noble I shall never walk again,"she complained.

She had bit her lip and everything.

"Gerron wi it Geoff, there's other waiting,"person chided.

Is shot me bolt, time after time I pumped her full moon of me clobber. Pints of it I reckon.

"Happy now ?"I asked sarcastically

Blood trickled from hr mouth,"You Bastard !"she wailed,"You might have said you were completely abnormally oversized down there."

"Ah shut thee rattle wench,"Silas snapped,"Get yer laughing rig round this !"and he jabbed his putz at her mouth as soul grabbed her pilus and forced her to open up wide.

I had enough. I went home. I was nearly place when the Hue and Cry came storming over the James Jerome Hill. A bang-up possie of men on horse back.

"Oy, you there,"some fat twirp shouted,"The baby buggy was attacked, have you seen the young peeress Calthrop ?"

"No, not as I know of, thee wagerer ask at the pub, all the chap is there sampling a new tart the landlord just picked up from Barnsley or some such."I replied.

"Idiot !"the Horseman replied."They may be ravishing Miss Calthrop !"

"To the Pub !"he cried,"Er where is it ?"he asked.

"stave the nook, first on the left you can't miss it."I explained.

"unit of ammunition the corner, first on the left and bring that damned yokel."he shouted.

person grabbed me and off we went back to the pub.

"See,"I said pointing through the window"Sampling a new whore !"

She was naked bent grass at the waistline suckling someone's cock while somebody else stood behind poking her from behind. I couldn't see if it was in her uterus or ass gob but she had her hands on the chas hips as she sucked him so she didn't seem to be in any distress or feel any importunity to escape.

"commodity god its Miss Katherine !"some soft touch interjected. He earned a slap across his face from the flat slope of the loss leader's sword for his pains.

"cretin !"the leader swore,"How can you mistake a street whore for my high-priced daughter Katherine !"

"Er well it looks like her,"somebody else said from a safe distance.

"Don't be derisory, you can not see her face."he snapped.

"Looks like her ass though,"individual muttered.

"Does a bit,"someone else agreed.

"How dare you !"the leader swore and he stormed into the pub, getting as far as the porch before the bolted door stopped him shortsighted."Open up in the name of the God Almighty !"he shouted.

"We're closed, private party,"The landlord replied.

The threshold creaked and cracked as a burly beefeater put his shouder to it, finally snapping off at the exit side where the hinge were and falling flat on the earth with a rending crash.

I watched through the window as people looked around.

"Oi that's not fucking good story !"the Landlord cried.

"Oh god its my dad,"the bird gasped,"Stop, point I say !"

"Bit late to change yer thinker now miss you been well fucked and that's for sure,"Silas informed her,"Keep thee dress on and legs shut if thee don't want a fucking."

"Oh my god it is you !"the leader gasped,"You evil lying niggling hussy !"

"Hers quite well endowed,"soul muttered.

"Get off me,"she shouted nearly biting off the pitiable blokes cock in the process."They dragged me here and."

"Oy, you came of your own accord and asked for a screwing,"the Landlord insisted,"I been keeping a tally, that's five crowns you made so far."

"dad !"she wailed, crocodile binge running down her brass. touchwood running down her chin, spunk running down her thighs.

"You're no daughter of mine,"he insisted,"Bar keep open, here's a sovereign, pray allow all my men to use your cyprian and then cast her out into the street, naked if you please, preferably when its raining."

"Very good squire, and about the door ?"the barkeep asked.

"Don't bear on your circumstances, make her earn it !"the leader insisted,"Actually I quite fancy a go myself."

"Please sire,"I asked,"She is just a salubrious young woman with the needs of a healthy."

"lady of pleasure,"their leader snapped,"Like her mother, a filthy dirty lying trivial whore."

"Better in bed than her female parent, by the smell of it,"one of the hangers on said unadvisedly.

"And what would you lie with,"he asked.

"begging your pardon sir,"a softly spoken elderberry bush doer advised."But there ain't no one on the estate of the realm what haven't screwed your missus at some time or a nother."

"silence,"Their leader bellowed,"sufficiency, have your fill of her and when you are done one of you must hook up with her !"

Dead silence."beggary your pardon sir,"someone said,"What form of dowery are you offering ?"

"What ?"he replied,"None, she can very well earn her own dungeon flat on her back by the look of it !"

"Daddy ! '' the wench protested.

"You're no daughter of mine ! '' her Father insisted. He grabbed the yokel currently urgently probing her backside with his member and ordered"Out of my way mark. ``

The chao staggered backwards in confusion and his peter erupted with a spring of grey slime which trailed across the pub level like the trail of some giant snail

The girl looked back helplessly as he dropped his breeches revealing a truly monstrous cock.

"Oh my God pappa !"she simpered,"Its vast !"

"Shut your rattle tart,"he snapped as he lined his dick up to her kitty lips.

"He who sleeps with his own shall rot in nether region, the child shall have two headspring and both shall take promontory thereon in the mental image of Behelsebub,"someone intoned less than helpfully.

"Yes,"he shouted triumphantly as he pressed his distance deep inside her. He began humping.

"Ohhhh pa you are so blue !"she exclaimed,"That feels soo nice."

They fucked for about on ten minutes, changing posture a few prison term before he finally shot his loading up her arse.

"pop,"the young woman exclaimed,"Why didn't you tell me you wanted to fuck me ?"

He thought carefully,"You were my daughter then, now you're a bawd, its different."

"I won't tell anyone if you don't,"she promised.

"There's s pub full of witnesser you idiot !"he snapped.

"Oh !"she agreed.

"They are all sot,"I suggested,"Might be mistaken."

"Are you the Village Idiot ?"he asked.

"I could be if the money is right, '' I agreed,"Depends how practically you're paying."

He just stared."flavor,"I said,"Pay me a dower and I'll marry her and stand by her."

"What, become her pimp ?"he asked nastily.

"And that, and if the kid has two top dog we can deliver a incline appearance at Blackpool or somesuch and explosive charge people to see it,"I suggested.

"You truly are the village cretin,"he agreed,"Any more offers for the whore's hired man in marriage,"he asked. There was compete secrecy."Then you are betrothed,"he announced"Congratulations."

"I'm not marrying the Village idiot !"the girl snapped

"No and I shan't marry thee neither,"I insisted,"Not without a dowry."

"What do you need a dowry for, she can realize a lot laid on her back ?"he challenged,"Oh very well, how about a liberal family and a hundred chew a year ? ``

"Make it two and you have a deal !"I suggested.

"Don't push it, one 50,"he suggested.

"Done !"I agreed.

"So pack her away and fuck her in any and every yap sir,"the father said.

"Reckon I'll pass,"I said, you might as well appease here and love yourself."I promised,"Er what's her name ?"I afdded.

"Katherine, does it matter,"he replied,"Just make sure she does her pervert fornication here and not near my house ! ``

It was succeeding good morning I next found Katherine or rather she found me at my parents house.She was shoeless and naked under her pelage

Dad wouldn't let her in till I explained about the new job.

"We need to mouth,"she complained.

"Talk, you should be doing something useful laid on your backbone earning money, not moaning."dad insisted.

"I have been so anserine,"she said.

"Yes, all the human race to opt from and you end up betrothed to our Geoffrey,"Mum chided.

"No letting all those men abuse me,"she said sadly,"I only wanted to have an apology for being with baby, I had an ill advied dalliance you seem I had the servants pretend we were attacked in the woods and |I had been abducted. '' She said sadly,"Now every man in the village has had me."

"I haven't,"Dad said.

"And neither will thee either,"Mother snapped."Half that lot got cock rot and I don't want a dose."

"Thee don't fuck no more anyroad,"he snapped, and he turned to Katherine"Get thee kit off miss you pulled !"

"No !"Katherine insisted."I have turned my spinal column on debauchery !"

"What's she blethering on about son ?"he asked.

"She want's it up the ass Dad,"I explained.

"No I want to forget yesterday happened."she pleaded,"Except I can not, my mind craves the fervor of my womb being filled by eager men."

"So what do you require ?"I asked.

"A full-blooded man to fulfil my desires ?"she suggested.

"You'll need a 12 at least young woman,"Mother suggested,"Get thee self a Nice rolling pin and do it theeself !"

"But Geofffrey, you are to be my husband, will you not ease me ?"she asked

"No thanks, you might ingest a two headed kid inside thee or the clap,"I advised,"Look, just wed I and lets live like buddy and sister, then you can fuck who you like can't thee."

"Yes, I suppose so."she agreed sadly.

"So you fuck me Dad while I check on the chicken,"I suggested,"Then maybe I can pare you a rolling pin.

"Oohhhh you really are an changeling !"she snapped

greenback 1 ) its not exactly historically precise 2 ) Its supposed to be funny .